While trying to earn a promotion from leader Orson on the planet Ork, Mork comes up with a wild new report on how to stay happily married on Earth. It all starts when Mork decides that the magic ingredients of a successful marriage are the right blend of honesty, respect, romance and compatibility. In the first part of his report, Mork buys Mindy an atrocious mini-outfit with wildly matching shoes, and when he sees her reaction to it, he begins to feel that he would prefer for her to lie and say she loves it. In the second part of his report concerning respect, Mindy, Fred and Cora come home to pick up Mork and Mearth to go out to dinner, but when Mork and Mearth descend from the attic dressed as huge budding Orkan plants to celebrate their planet's Sacred Foliage Festival, Mindy not only balks at going out with them dressed that way, she also laughs outright. Mork is upset that she is ridiculing his religion in front of her family. In the third part of his report, Orson doesn't buy it when Mork, dressed in a tux and apron, depicts romance in a passionate dance with Mindy as pots boil over in the kitchen, so he tries to sell his report on the basis of his and Mindy's perfect compatibility, but he and Mindy wind up in a huge argument.